Hi Bucko,

Just to show we are all sad sacks I have attached my movie collection of cringe, however I  just want to go on record that I think your Catwoman clowder (guys its almost larger than the rest of his entire Batman collection) is very, very, very, very, very sad.

Just to prove it:

 

I think I counted about 14!!!!!

In the cringe worthy movie collection I have not included my large collection of Warlords Dr Who game as I do not believe that cringe worthy, just cool.

The others that make you cringe but do not rate a mention are the board games Nuke war which is about destroying the population of others before they destroy you and the Endangered Orphans of Condule Cove where you endeavour to have the boogey man eat your opponents orphan before they have him eat yours. These are not included because they are not movies. By the way they are both great fun games but only to be played with like-minded crazy gamers.

AND NOW THE  MOVIE COLLECTION OF CRINGE

First there’s Charlie as the “great Dictator”.

And Jeanie  – hit me with that bat ….. please. Grrrrrr.

Then there’s “Here’s looking at you kid” with Rains, Bogart and Greenstreet.

That scene from “Seven Year Itch” – Yowza.

“No negative waves Moriarty” – Donald Sutherland in Kelly’s Heroes – my all time favourite war movie. Probably the most life-like of any sculpture I’ve seen.

“Follow the Yellow Brick Road”, although I don’t remember Dorothy with an axe, and I thought Toto was a little smaller.

“There just gotta be BA and  THE team”.

The “King” in “Viva Las Vegas” – with an AK47.

And  whilst not a movie I thought this was cringe worthy enough to be included – yes my insurgent army does have one of him!

And the Grand Finale just has to be this……………………………..

Eat your heart out Bucko. Move over Batman. Move over marvel. Because DC Comics and the “Ghost Who Walks” and his pygmy minions are after you.

A decendant from Chrisotpher Standish, Columbus’ cabin boy the Phantom was the first fictional hero (note Bucko THE FIRST) to wear the skintight costume which has become a hallmark of comic-book superheroes, and was the first shown in a mask with no visible pupils (another superhero standard).

And you can forget that puny bat cave:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/g/ghwhowlk.htm

The “Ghost Who Walks” was discovered washed up on a beach by the Bangallan pygmies who nursed him back to health. All successive 21 phantoms and the pigmy tribe were friends for life

“The Chief, his wife, two sons and three daughters”.

“The Witch Doctor and his apprentice”.

“They don’t inhale missile troops”

“Three units of assorted warriors”.

And of course the “Ghost” up front.

So that’s my “collection of movie cringe”, and the worst part about it is that besides an undercoat and a few splatches of colour here and there THEY ARE ALL UNPAINTED!!! Possibly a reason for that.

Maybe, just maybe, one day I will get around to them. Won’t make them less cringe worthy, just prettier