Guru Pig is less a sage, more a dedicated, paint-fume-powered hobbyist, whose ‘guruship’ comes from an impressive, and frankly terrifying, mountain of unpainted miniatures (the “Pillars of Potential”). His blog chronicles this epic struggle, mixing tactical insight with the desperate cry of a man realizing he needs yet another shade of gray.

Where he truly shines is in rules-writing. He chases the impossible dream: creating rules that are simple, quick, and fun, but only after consulting every obscure historical logistics manual known to man. Ultimately, the Guru Pig is the man who manages to turn the wargaming hobby into both an art form and an existential crisis.

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