You could imagine how disappointed Guru was when he woke up Christmas morning and there was nothing under the tree (a lounge suite had arrived a month earlier but that doesn’t count does it!). There was some relief when at lunch time a bottle of Moet Chandon arrived but Guru was still not pleased.
A quick call to the North Pole complaints line put me on to this very obnoxious fellow in a green suit with very small man syndrome! After finally being put through to his supervisor I was very politely told that I should have read the fine print which had a “naughty” Clause (pun intended).
Finally, after explaining that at my age being “naughty” (nod nod wink wink) is the new nice, the supervising “ellon” relented, but she indicated that there would be no express sleigh delivery as this was a special one off offer available for only one day each year.
The workshop however, made special arrangements with FedEx to pick up an “ultimate bundle” from Warlord Games and it finally arrived today.
GURI IS VINDICATED!!!
Who would have guessed – Santa gave me MORE ZOMBIES!!!!
Guru says “When Santa rips you off forget about being nice, just lawyer up”!!!
After all he is only an over-rated fat chimney sweep in a red suit, who exploits Rangifer Tarandus.
Great haul there Dave, even if it was late.
Warlords said delivery would be December and it still is so I cannot complain…………………..MUCH!
I’m surprised Santa still delivers to Australia at all after the “Santa Claus you c***” song by Kevin Bloody Wilson! 😁
Cheers Roger.
KBW is hardly a cultural icon in Oz, but I think Santa gets Aussie irony!
Quite the haul there mate! I am looking forward to seeing those get on the table for some undead hijinx.
Thanks Grumpy. They will be a long way off. but I hope to open all of the boxes and do a review in the next week.
Haha nice haul there Guru
Thanks IRO. Been meaning to ask did you get your dog back from Wuda after Orktober!!!!!!!
Santa just gets more weird as the years roll on. The Years are being less kind to him….