Shame and scandal in the mummy family

I needed to paint up some mummies for Silver Bayonet so here they are. With apologies to Shawn Elliot.

In Egypt there was a mummy family
With much confusion as you will see
It was a Daddy mummy, a Mummy mummy, and boy mummy who was grown
Who wanted to marry and have a mummy wife of his own

He found a young girl, that suited him nice

And went to his Daddy mummy to ask his advice
The Daddy said son:

A week went by and the summer came ’round
And soon the best cook on the Nile he found
He went to his papa to name the date

He went to his mama and covered his head
And told his mama what his papa had said
His mama she laughed, she said:

The mummy soft shoe shuffle!

Tomorrow something a little less serious!

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