First prize is from John at John@justneedsvarnish” is:

“Lord of the Jungle, my arse! You’re JUST another cat!”!
Second prize is from Mark from “Mark A. Morin“:

In a Scottish accent a la Fat Bastard “Get inta my belly!”
Although I am still not sure if it was the lion or the bulldog speaking!
Third prize is from Eric at “ericritter65“:
“Rooarr! Oh that’s good one, Pugs, but have you heard the one about the lion and the missionary?”
Mainly because he liked my ‘lion and missionary’ joke!
Fourth prize is from Roger at rantingsfromunder:

”Well I’m glad you’ve been fed, but if you don’t cough him back up I wont get any bloody dinner!!!”
Honourable mention to Pete and Matthew who just missed out. Could all winners please contact me with their mailing address at admin@riskmatters.com.au
Crikey, I can’t believe I got first prize, I’m more of a last place sort of bloke! But thanks for running the competition, Dave, and thanks to everyone who entered for providing some well needed humour! 🙂
No mate your not a last place sort of a guy in our estimation!
Hooray I won! (well came fourth), but I’m still taking that as a win!
Thanks Dave will E-mail shortly
Glad you enjoyed it. It was indeed a win!
Thanks Dave, finishing behind John is apropos! Thanks for inviting us to play. Email on the way.
My pleasure. Much rsther them go to someone who wants them than just put them on ebay.
Congrats to the winner- great idea for a competition Dave.
Cheers,
Pete.
Thanks Pete and glad you could participate.